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Car alarm went off last night. Checked, reset, back to bed. Nodded off, alarm went off again. Got up, checked reset. Nodding off, fooking thing goes off a third time. Get up, put the budgie smugglers on and went down stairs and out to the car. No sign of anything, so disabled it locked her back up and back to bed.

On route to work at stupid o clock this morning, sammy the bleedin spider - like something out of arachnophobia - hops down from god knows where to say hi. Little pox must've been triggering the interior motion sensors?

:D:D:D brilliant

[size=xx-large]VISCOUS FAN NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@[/size]

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[size=xx-large]VISCOUS FAN NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@[/size]

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Might sound a bit robust but big blunt chisel and smack it right on the corner of the nut in the direction you need to go!

Chilli lime beef

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Chilli lime beef

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For breakfast "Nice" :D

Is this an ssk ?

Yep looks quite short to me.

Thought so much just wanted to confirm cheers john ,nice to shift with must get the finger out and get one for the e39

Got out of the car at a local shop last night, pulled up by the pumps. Car was shiny and looking well i thought. Really not used to how low it is yet so when i got out and stood up straight the last thing I expected - I creased myself off the paper towel holder. Much to the amusement of the crowd of young fella's across the forecourt. I could still hear them laughing when I was in the shop. I came out took a bow and was told nice car stupid head.

Drove off smiling though...fuck it haha

Northbound joining the M50 about an hours ago there was a car on its roof.Looked pretty serious.2 fire brigades and ambulances.

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Originally Posted by Venom

Got out of the car at a local shop last night, pulled up by the pumps. Car was shiny and looking well i thought. Really not used to how low it is yet so when i got out and stood up straight the last thing I expected - I creased myself off the paper towel holder. Much to the amusement of the crowd of young fella's across the forecourt. I could still hear them laughing when I was in the shop. I came out took a bow and was told nice car stupid head.

Drove off smiling though...F*** it haha

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Cried laughing at this ! Your not alone don't worry

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Originally Posted by dean-e36

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Originally Posted by Venom

Got out of the car at a local shop last night, pulled up by the pumps. Car was shiny and looking well i thought. Really not used to how low it is yet so when i got out and stood up straight the last thing I expected - I creased myself off the paper towel holder. Much to the amusement of the crowd of young fella's across the forecourt. I could still hear them laughing when I was in the shop. I came out took a bow and was told nice car stupid head.

Drove off smiling though...F*** it haha

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Cried laughing at this ! Your not alone don't worry

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Ask Danny about the time my passenger window nearly took him out and he looked like a panicked dinosaur! :D

Hope the lads like this song :D

http://www.bmw-driver.net/forum/showpost.php?p=657625&postcount=547

Hope ye's have plenty of room of the server!!! :P

Screw the server, it's my feckin phone I'm worried about :D

Follow it up with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roneWWqy654

Was parking up the E34 this evening, and heard this weird whirring noise coming from the passenger footwell, the sort that makes you think "Hmmm, I hope that's not going to be expensive!" :(

Then looked at the pass-side mirror, and realised it had automatically dropped when reverse was engaged! Didn't realise they did that 20 years ago too. And it went back to its original position afterwards too, which is more than my E92 could ever seem to manage!

Well impressed :)

Ah Jeff, yes it's on the M5. Made use if it too recently :D

Had it in my e38 first (and e39 and e90 since) its the little things that can do it

Have a 3 step plan of weening myself off driver:

1:only visit as guest
2:delete autoguide app
3:delete bookmark

Might not be the most detailed plan but might work, told a few of the limerick lads about the 'switch over' so there might be a few more lads joining :P

Hofmeister kink

The power steering pump on an E34 525ix just has to be specific to the 525ix doesnt it!!!!!!!!!

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You know your obsessed when you look at a Starbucks menu and your eyes are immediately drawn to the words "Valencia Orange" :s

M1 with one former owner, a Mr Johnny Cecotto.

http://www.munichlegends.co.uk/newsletters-article/munich-legends-go-to-munich

It's bulmers time!

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M1 with one former owner, a Mr Johnny Cecotto.

http://www.munichlegends.co.uk/newsletters-article/munich-legends-go-to-munich

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Hate clicking onto their site....Makes me mad I still haven't won the lotto :(

Rendom E36 question:

The right tail light cover in the boot has a clip at the top to hold a warning triangle in models where the battery is in the boot.

The left has a cubby hole on the top wtf was this for?http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/11/uny6yha7.jpg

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Originally Posted by Lucifer

Rendom E36 question:

The right tail light cover in the boot has a clip at the top to hold a warning triangle in models where the battery is in the boot.

The left has a cubby hole on the top wtf was this for?http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/11/uny6yha7.jpg

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Spare bulbs maybe?

Exactly what I was thinking its wrecking my head now. Any low milers have something in there?

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Originally Posted by Lucifer

Exactly what I was thinking its wrecking my head now. Any low milers have something in there?

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I'd be leaning towards the first aid kit #33:

http://bmwfans.info/parts/catalog/E36/Coupe/Europe/318is-M42/browse/vehicle_trim/trunk_trim_panel/

I have the normal full size first aid kit?
Maybe it's just a cubbyhole?

During the days of Motor Import Ltd under Frank Keane, the premises on the Naas Road was called BMW House.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/11/dyda8y5y.jpg

When did they start selling a 518d?

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Originally Posted by Leins

When did they start selling a 518d?

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The LCI F10

Saw one yesterday and was wondering, as I'm sure I've never noticed one before. Not been a 518 badge on a BMW for a while

Neighbours house alarm going off since 11am if there not home soon I can see there front door going in :@:@:@:@:@:@

Usually only happens round here when I'm trying to sleep after nights,

I'm bored...any one fancy a after 11 meet tonight?!

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Originally Posted by Lucifer

Rendom E36 question:

The right tail light cover in the boot has a clip at the top to hold a warning triangle in models where the battery is in the boot.

The left has a cubby hole on the top wtf was this for?http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/11/uny6yha7.jpg

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Keeping your spare tapes in?