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Car alarm went off last night. Checked, reset, back to bed. Nodded off, alarm went off again. Got up, checked reset. Nodding off, fooking thing goes off a third time. Get up, put the budgie smugglers on and went down stairs and out to the car. No sign of anything, so disabled it locked her back up and back to bed.

On route to work at stupid o clock this morning, sammy the bleedin spider - like something out of arachnophobia - hops down from god knows where to say hi. Little pox must've been triggering the interior motion sensors?

:D:D:D brilliant

[size=xx-large]VISCOUS FAN NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@[/size]

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Originally Posted by DoktorB

[size=xx-large]VISCOUS FAN NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@[/size]

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Might sound a bit robust but big blunt chisel and smack it right on the corner of the nut in the direction you need to go!

Chilli lime beef

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Originally Posted by ciars

Chilli lime beef

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For breakfast "Nice" :D

Is this an ssk ?

Yep looks quite short to me.

Thought so much just wanted to confirm cheers john ,nice to shift with must get the finger out and get one for the e39

Got out of the car at a local shop last night, pulled up by the pumps. Car was shiny and looking well i thought. Really not used to how low it is yet so when i got out and stood up straight the last thing I expected - I creased myself off the paper towel holder. Much to the amusement of the crowd of young fella's across the forecourt. I could still hear them laughing when I was in the shop. I came out took a bow and was told nice car stupid head.

Drove off smiling though...fuck it haha