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    Hose pipe bans

    I see a few local authorities, including Waterford Co. Co. here, have issued bans on using hose pipes in this drought. Not to sure how they're going to enforce this.
    Discuss there lads while I go out and wash the car.

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    RE: Hose pipe bans

    Extremely hard to enforce , whats likely to happen is a neighbour will give a lad washing his car a dirty look next thing it will be on the news man strangled to death with garden hose

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    RE: Hose pipe bans

    They need to bring in a flood ban for the winter too

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    RE: Hose pipe bans

    Quote Originally Posted by Leins
    They need to bring in a flood ban for the winter too
    The only pipe we should be worried about is the one the government are batin into every arse in the country!

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    RE: Hose pipe bans

    A hose pipe ban wouldn't really be our government's style, a tax akin to a TV-license may be more like it

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    RE: Hose pipe bans

    Quote Originally Posted by FunkySeeFunkyDoo
    A hose pipe ban wouldn't really be our government's style, a tax akin to a TV-license may be more like it
    Sure they can't enforce that either if you don't open the door!

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    Hose pipe bans

    The "drought" has only been made official because we haven't had more than 2mm of rainfall in 15 days...

    ...nothing drastic needs to be done, it's just the councils jumping to try save afew yoyo's

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    RE: Hose pipe bans

    Stuff like this really bugs the shit outta me :@

    Imagine some owl fella rollin up in his 132 Transit Connect bare belly with a Hi Vis on.
    "Ehhhhhh ye wudn mind puttin that hose away until it pisses rain son"

    Plonker !!

    The clowns in the government could do with a good slap of a hose pipe !!!

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