Sure we'll get a list going for the crack feel free to add to it

Things we dont need or want
E brake
Electric assisted steering
Fake engine/exhaust sounds
Run flats (bring back the wheel well)
Internet connection cars
Start stop
Keyless entry
A computer for a simple battery swap
Park assist
Lane assist
Blow your nose assist
Auto wipers
Auto lights
Lack of dipstick (bring it back)