Random post thread

[Gar]

Paddy and Mick need a good drink but only have 50c between them. Paddy has an idea he takes the cash to the butchers and buys a sausage. They enter the first bar and order 2 pints of Guiness and down them in one. When the barman asks for payment, Paddy puts the sausage into his fly and Mick sucks it!!! The barman goes mental and kicks them both out!!!

By the tenth pub the pair are drunk and Mick says "I cant do this anymore my knees have gone" Paddy replies "YOUR KNEES!!! I lost the fucking sausage in the second pub!

[RossYB]

Diesel down to 99.9 in Ballina.

Cheapest I'v seen is 106.9.

[Paddy]

Crude hit 30dollars a barrel yesterday and seemed to be dropping still. Lowest price since 2003 apparently. Usual shite will happen here it will take an age for prices to come down but instantaneous rise when price of crude goes back up.

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[ciars]

Filled up in Esso KCR for 1.22/L the other day. Since June, my price of filling up has dropped around €0.22/L or around €13 a fill.

Was a high of €1.70/L in December 2012!! Would've cost me over €100 a fill then!

Here's the current tax breakdown using the average prices per litre

[Gar]

Shame any fecking savings on fuel are wiped out instantly with insurance increases

[rebel.ranter]

http://youtu.be/mxr83Vkrh00

[Gar]

https://youtu.be/e02K1pLfMeE

[Valdelisbmw]

https://youtu.be/e02k1plfmee

omg !!! ........

[Fogey]

If i never see another shock for a mondeo it will be to soon 😠

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[ciars]

Filling up last week, I went in to pay. As I entered the garage a suited man approaches me and asks am I 'Alan'. I said no, who are you? He said oh sorry, I just seen your car, I am a car dealer. I sold that car to the previous owner and I think I might have something you will be interested in. Intrigued, we exchanged phone numbers and true to his word he contacted me earlier this week to say that he had placed his hands on an extensive service history for the car. Fully documented within Joe Duffy & Bavarian BMW.

The history that came with the car was reasonable, but this addition is superb. I've got what looks like every single receipt for the car around 1" thick in a plastic folder. And additional proof which backs up Motorcheck's claim that the car was in 1 mans ownership for almost 6 years. Looks like it spent a chunk of its life up and down the M1, taking up residence in Dundalk for the duration.

Delighted.