Quote Originally Posted by Dod
I have good news but it may be offensive to others.

Think about it and you'll get it. Lol
You came home this afternoon to find your slippers misplaced...you dropped on to your knees and cried aloud to Jesus to guide you in your hour of need...with no hope you decided to seek revenge by bringing chaos and unrest to this world. You approached the kitchen cupboard to take a sip of Tesco Vodka as for all you knew it may be your last for a long while if the authorities were to take you on and stop your wrath of destruction on the local township. As the strongly scented nectar of hate flowed down your neck and you peered down the length of the bottle past the barcode...suddenly, a sight in the corner of your eye that caused your blood to run cold and your grip to loosen allowing the bottle to smash to the ground into smithereens...your slippers where over there next to the bin.


...just a guess anyways