Another role I thought I'd post - this ones in my team, so it'll be great.
Hiring an entry level CDO analyst, if you don't know what a CDO is then look it up before you come to interview - its not a show stopper. What you do need is a relatively strong SQL background, that could have been gained from MS Access or MS SQL. Its a financial services role, so ultimately you'll need to learn the business. Its not a purely techie role, so won't suit you if that's the direction you're going in.
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/196590042
Ability to talk shite about cars and / or Liverpool FC is an advantage.