- "EVERY OPTION THAT COMES ON A ______ " - SE, cloth interior, no sun roof, steelies
- No mileage
- No price - "make me an offer"
- "Perfect working order - needs nothing" - Just needs engine, gearbox and diff, and few "small" patches of rust fixed.
- Text speak
- Stupid photos taken at night.

And much more... Will update this as I go along