Quote Originally Posted by JohnH
I always notice if the car is manky dirty you never get bird sh!t on it.
However, spend the whole weekend cleaning the car or pay up for a full detail and the avian flugwaffe strike, covering the car
I hear you there! Spent most of Friday giving the car some Tlc first thing Saturday morning huge birdsh** on the bonnet! Time to get the shotgun out id say!!!